Raunchy, Repugnant, Repulsive, Vile and Vulgar

Sometimes you just have to stop and stare slack-jawed at the bizarre crap that people do.

A Dallas cabdriver who showed little remorse for tainting a grocery store bakery display with fecal matter was sentenced to five years in prison Thursday.

District Judge Vickers Cunningham called the case against Behrouz Nahidmobarekeh one of the most disturbing of his legal career.

“It’s raunchy, repugnant, repulsive, vile and vulgar,” the judge said after the jury’s sentence was announced.

Mr. Nahidmobarekeh, a 49-year-old permanent legal resident who immigrated from Iran in 1978, testified Thursday that he hatched the plan after visiting an Old East Dallas Fiesta grocery store and felt employees had been rude to him.

Mr. Nahidmobarekeh said employees in the bakery had disregarded his complaints and refused to put out fresh bread. His revenge: He dried his own feces, shredded it with a cheese grater and returned a few days later to scatter the material over the breads, cookies and pastries in the case. (emphasis added)

Ewww…..  How the hell do you come up with the idea to do that?  (And how long until some dingleberry copies it?)

4 Comments

  1. Kevin says:

    The truly sick question is what did he then do with his cheese grater?  If there is a god of irony he continued to use it to grate cheese afterwards.

  2. I kind of wondered about that.  I was definitely thinking it wouldn’t be good to eat anything at his house…

  3. Ewww… That’s extremely nasty. But isn’t a five year sentence a bit extreme, too?

  4. The guy could have gotten quite a bit more than that.  Texas law is pretty serious when it comes to something like this, since there could be serious health risks for anyone who consumed the tainted food.

    The jury actually wanted to give him ten years, but got confused on the paperwork and ended up giving him two five year terms running concurrently instead of two five year terms running consecutively.