Stop The Madness
November 4, 2003
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Posted by Aubrey Turner
At 6:22p.m. this evening my television officially pushed me off the deep end. I was totally unprepared for what I saw. I was gobsmacked.
What exactly was it that did me in? A damn Christmas commercial from Petsmart. It’s only November 4th for Pete’s sake!
My reserve of good cheer and good will towards man is going to be depleted long before December 25th if I have to spend two whole months subjected to fake snow and commercial cheer. It’s enough to kill any joy that Christmas may have had left.
This is going to be a long season…
Categories: What the heck?
Whatever you do, don’t go to Wal-Mart. Jingles are playing in the Garden center.
A similar moment happened to me the other day. I stopped in CVS for a coke and was forced to walk down an aisle full of Christmas crap. I’m not ready for this.