I’m in the office again tonight, for what I hope will be the final chapter in the deployment saga from hell.  I left the office around 4:45 to run some errands and get dinner before coming back.  As I was leaving I put a Diet Rite in the refrigerator (which, per the sign on the door, was marked with my initials).  When I returned around 8:00 it was gone.

What kind of low-life steals a fellow’s Diet Rite?  That just isn’t right.